A boy was walking down the street one day,
he was eating a chocolate bar his mom fixed him.
All of a sudden, his cell phone rang..... it was his mom.
She said to him,"Timothy, I hope you are not eating that chocolate bar I gave you", in a panicking voice.
He replied,"Yeah, why, what is wrong with it,"?
" I made a mistake and gave you the bar with the rat poison in it, you know, the one I fixed for your father," mom said.
Then, all of a sudden the boy began to cough up blood, fell, and died on the scene.
His father soon came down the street home from work, saw his son lying on the ground.... he picked up the phone and heard his wife's voice.
"Honey, your son's dead, you're a stupid lady, thought you could poison me, ha, now your stupid son is dead!!"
Then, after he hung up the phone, he looked on the ground and saw the spot where his son's body was, it was gone, but a rat was in its place.
Then, the rat crawled up the mans pants and started nibbling on his balls!

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